Ex-client: “We’re going to need the source to the project.”
Me: “You haven’t paid the last four invoices and my attorney has sent to you multiple registered letters you haven’t responded to.”
Ex-client: “You should take payment up with my CFO, I just need the source code otherwise the CEO is going to be angry.”
Me: “I’m sorry, you must have mistaken me for a naïve person who cares.”
I was terribly polite but I think I said “FUCK” a lot too.